Christmas Card - Seasonal Affective Disorder
-do you want to come out for a Christmas walk?
-no I fucking don't

Price: £1.99

Christmas Card - Work Meal
-I'm not coming to the Christmas meal, so just give me thirty quid for this lot,
I'll be eating it at my desk

Price: £1.99

Christmas Card - Festive Footprint
-are these trees from an organically sustainable source?
- why what you going to do, fucking eat it or something?

Price: £1.99

Christmas Card - Festive Grid Drain
-would you mind turning it down a bit, it's affecting my wife's dialysis machine
-perhaps you'd like to explain that to my little kiddie

Price: £1.99

Christmas Card - Cheese & Wine
-got any plans for tomorrow?
-yeah I have, what's it to you, you nosey fucker

Price: £1.99

Christmas Card - Goat
-d'you get any good presents?
-yeah, me Aunty Jean got me a goat, but they delivered it to somewhere in Africa... unbelievable

Price: £1.99

Christmas Card - Disposable BBQ
-ooh, a disposable barbecue and some de-icer
-yeah take them back if you don't like them, they're open Christmas Day, get us 10 silk cut while you're down there

Price: £1.99

Also available in a multipack containing one of each design. Price: £10.00