drive-by abuserĀ 

Debut appearance of cheerful lone rider Drive-by Abuser. Although off to a strong start here by shouting 'arsehole' at a bloke un a coat, he gives little indication of his full intellectual reach. In a matter of months he would be tackling the internal thoughts of a matchstick.
With an analysis so pin-sharp you can almost hear him thinking, the Drive-by Abuser will happily tackle any subject in the world and make some sense of it. His brain is like  filter protecting for nuggets of thought lumps. Wearing a hat, mountain climbing, the social status of brie on the cheese scene- he's had a go at all of them. The following excerpts are taken from his first book, printed up in a classic slim volume format favoured by top poets.